You’re Fat, Weak, and Lazy.
Stop Bullshitting Yourself.

No Bullshit Fitness

You already know what to do—you’re just not doing it.
We offer no-excuses accountability to make you commit, take action, and win.
No fluff, no ra-ra motivation, just action.

The sad part, you already know the truth.It doesn't matter your goal, it matters that you commit.

Let's Get real

The Hard Truth

Your current state of poor health exists because YOU CHOSE IT

  • You’re FAT because you eat too much and move too little. No ‘slow metabolism’ bullshit.

  • You’re WEAK because you don’t push yourself. Weights don’t lift themselves.

  • You’re LAZY because it’s comfortable. You’ve never committed to anything real.

  • You’re not TOO BUSY, you’re choosing to stay this way. Own it.

Basic Training

prove yourself

It's called NO BULLSHIT for a reason.
We aren't fucking around.
This isn't a gym where anyone is welcome. You must first
PROVE YOUR COMMITMENT
before you can work with a coach.

Your first step is BASIC TRAINING

  • Basic Training isn't another ‘program.’ It’s a proving ground. 12 weeks of simple, brutal action to make you commit and change.

  • You get a tailored Action Plan: eat less, move more, push harder. No fad diets, no complicated workouts.

  • You track every step, meal, and lift. Slack off? I’ll call you out. Succeed? You earn one-on-one coaching.

  • This is for the few who can handle the truth and do the work. Is that you?

Testimonials

Real results

They stopped lying to themselves, so can you.

Mike

“I was 40 pounds overweight and lazy. Basic Training called me out, and I've lost 25 pounds so far. No bullshit.”

Chris

“I couldn’t lift a barbell. Now I’m stronger than ever because I committed. This shit works.”

James

“I was stuck and unmotivated. Coach’s truth hurt, but I’m disciplined now. Worth it.”

the challenge

For the committed

Basic Training isn’t a free trial or a feel-good club.
It’s a 12-week commitment to action.Step 1: Apply
Step 2: Pay upfront (if accepted)
Step 3: Prove you can handle the truth.No refunds, no excuses.Only the serious get in. You don't deserve coaching until you can earn it with commitment.If you’re ready to stop bullshitting yourself, take the first step.

FAQ

No Excuses. Here’s the Deal

  • What’s Basic Training? A 12-week Action Plan to make you commit and change. Nutrition, training, mindset. Simple, brutal, effective.

  • How is this different? No fluff, no coddling. I tell you the truth—fat, weak, lazy—and give you the plan to fix it.

  • What if I’m not fit? Doesn’t matter. You start where you are. The only requirement is commitment.

  • How much is it? $500 for 12 weeks, paid upfront. You’re investing in results, not promises.

  • What if I fail? You won’t if you do the work. Slack off, and you’re out. Prove you’re not a quitter.

  • Guarantees?? Hahaha. Fucking hilarious. YOU are the guarantee my friend. WHEN you commit, results are guaranteed.

last chance

stop the bullshit

You’re one decision away from changing everything. Apply for Basic Training. Commit, act, and prove you’re not just another excuse-maker.

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The only guaranteed results
come from commitment

No Bullshit Fitness: Basic Training

You Made the Cut

You’ve qualified for the No Bullshit Fitness Basic Training program.
That means you’ve got the guts to step up and face the challenge. This isn’t a pat on the back—it’s a warning.You’re about to enter a 12-week bootcamp that will test your discipline, your resolve, and your ability to shut up and do the work.

What You’re Signing Up For

Basic Training is not a casual gym membership or a feel-good fitness app. It’s a 12-week, no-excuses program designed to forge discipline and transform your body and mind through relentless consistency. Here’s what you’re committing to:

  • 12 Weeks, Non-Negotiable: You’re in for the full ride. No dropping out, no half-assing it.

  • 100% Compliance: Every workout, every meal plan, every daily task—done. No exceptions, no whining.

  • No Refunds: You pay, you commit. Your money is as locked in as your word should be.

  • It’s Gonna Suck (And That’s the Point): Expect to be pushed—hard. Comfort is the enemy. Growth lives in the grind.

This program isn’t easy. It’s not supposed to be. You’ll build discipline by doing the shit you don’t want to do, day after day, until it becomes who you are.

Why You’re Here

You applied because you’re tired of excuses, of starting and stopping, of looking in the mirror and knowing you’re capable of more.Basic Training is your chance to prove it—to yourself.You’ll come out stronger, leaner, and with an ironclad mindset that carries beyond the gym.

It's Time

The cost of Basic Training is your commitment, your sweat, and your willingness to follow through.The price tag?
$499 USDClick here to purchase.
Once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Build the discipline.
Become the person you know you can be.